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Expectation: Jesus will return. Reality: it's the government

A watercolor-style card. At the top: « Expectation: Jesus will return ». Under « Reality: », Jesus, wearing a restraint jacket in a modern psychiatric unit, shouts in a speech bubble: « IT'S THE GOVERNMENT!!! »

I really like this image, because to me it captures the state of things in 2026 pretty well.

A lot of people seem to be waiting in a very toxic way for the « return of a messiah », but I realize that nobody really knows what he looks like.

I'm not afraid to say that ALL the people who complain about gangstalking, V2K, being targeted individuals, etc. Well, they are potential saints, messengers, walis, and so on, except that they themselves aren't aware that they're in contact with the people from the phenomenon mentioned in religions, among other things.

I try to convince them every day on X/Twitter, but it doesn't work all that well, as you can see(opens a new tab)

So they start behaving strangely, and in 2026 nobody around them will understand what's happening to them. People will start thinking their loved one is hallucinating, because « u cant here voises, thats imposibul », and then unfortunately we send the privileged people, who don't even know it themselves, towards the false experts: psychiatrists, psychologists, priests, imams, and so on.

If this really is what I think it is, and honestly I'm 10,000% sure, do you realize what we've done?

The most privileged people on the planet are the most marginalized, isolated, misunderstood people on the planet!

To me, this shows that we live in a society that contains a lot of positive things, sure, but that has a problem when it comes to the inversion of values. And Jesus, for example, wasn't meant to be a messiah, he was just a model who got the solution moving, but I get the impression part of the message was lost along the way. The « follow Jesus Christ's tutorial » became, over time, « Follow and worship Jesus Christ, he is God ». The Quran is good for this because it explains that there are lots of models, but the models don't belong to Islam, they are « chosen » all over the world without distinction, because the people from the phenomenon seem to like diversity. At one point, before I had figured it out, I told myself: there's diversity in the team of these so-called « gangstalkers », so they must be civil servants 😂 Even though that's not actually the case. And on top of that, I also seemed to hear a lot of children and teenagers, so I came up with the theory that it was a family of spies, kind of like Spy Kids, with carefree teenagers. That doesn't mean the current religions fall through, I think they need to be updated, patched, neo-ized.

A hand-drawn landscape illustration: David, alone and slouched on a sofa, scrolls on his phone while four speech bubbles enter from outside the frame. Three bubbles say « He's such a couch potato », « What a lazy bum » and « A joker », while a distinct orange bubble says « This is shameful! ».

Anyway, sometimes I hear colleagues talking about me, saying that I'm a « joker », a « lazy bum », and one of them even said once that I was a « couch potato ».

And they said it was shameful, for everyone. The funniest thing is that before talking about it like this through my web comic/book, I had created a topic on a French video-game forum (I think I'll share it later) and I'd said something like:

I feel like I'm the s*cker who's going to be used to leak something huge

Except that at the time, I was talking about the DGSE, France's foreign intelligence service, so I thought I was going to leak some crazy conspiracy, the use of forbidden technologies on citizens, and so on.

Posted on 08/30/2026